Some of out state laws are really weird. I mean, Why can't you flick a booger into the wind in Alabama? Where did these laws come from? Why are they so weird? Well, I can't answer those questions, but I can keep you laughing by posting the funniest from each state.
WARNING: Do not take these laws seriously, basically nobody abides by them anymore.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
You may not fish on a camel's back.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
One may not sniff glue.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
It is illegal to gargle in public places.
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his/her head.
The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
It is not illegal to speed.
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
You may not carry a lunch box down Main Street.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Dishes must drip dry.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.
Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.