Some of out state laws are really weird. I mean, Why can't you flick a booger into the wind in Alabama? Where did these laws come from? Why are they so weird? Well, I can't answer those questions, but I can keep you laughing by posting the funniest from each state.
WARNING: Do not take these laws seriously, basically nobody abides by them anymore.
Alabama:
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Alaska:
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Arizona:
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Arkansas:
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
California:
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Colorado:
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
Connecticut:
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
Delaware:
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Florida:
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Georgia:
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Hawaii:
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Idaho:
You may not fish on a camel's back.
Illinois:
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
Indiana:
One may not sniff glue.
Iowa:
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Kansas:
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Kentucky:
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
Louisiana:
It is illegal to gargle in public places.
Maine:
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Maryland:
Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
Massachusetts:
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
Michigan:
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Minnesota:
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his/her head.
Mississippi:
The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
Missouri:
It is not illegal to speed.
Montana:
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
Nebraska:
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
Nevada:
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
New Hampshire:
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
New Jersey:
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
New Mexico:
You may not carry a lunch box down Main Street.
New York:
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Carolina:
Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.
North Dakota:
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio:
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Oklahoma:
People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Oregon:
Dishes must drip dry.
Pennsylvania:
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Rhode Island:
It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
South Carolina:
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
South Dakota:
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
Tennessee:
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
Texas:
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Utah:
It is illegal not to drink milk.
Vermont:
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Virginia:
Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
Washington:
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
West Virginia:
If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
Wisconsin:
It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.
Wyoming:
Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.