Lemony Snicket's Dedications
The Terrible Dedications That Lemony Snicket Puts In His books
BOOK 1) Darling, Dearest, Dead.
BOOK 2) My love for you shall live forever, you, however, did not.
BOOK 3) I would much prefer it if you were alive and well
BOOK 4) My love flew like a butterfly, Until death swooped down like a bat
As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said: "that's the end of that."
BOOK 5) You will always be in my heart, In my mind, And in your grave
BOOK 6) When we met my life began. Soon afterward, your's ended.
BOOK 7) when were together I felt Breathless. Now, you are.
BOOK 8) Summer without you is as cold as winter. Winter without you is even colder
Dedications come from Lemony Snicket's books.