Yikes!!! You got caught cheating by the Referee. He penalizes your team 15 yards, casting your hopes of winning in the dump. To prevent this, here are some rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all, I'm going to tell you about the penalties of football.......
| Penalty | Punishment |
| Unsportsmanlike Conduct | 15 yards |
| Chop-Block (can't block below waist from back side) | 15 yards |
| Clipping (blocking from behind) | 15 yards |
| Facemask | 15 yards |
| Fair catch interference (touching the player when fair catch is called) | 15 yards |
| Faking roughing (faking getting roughed) | 15 yards |
| Illegal low block | 15 yards |
| Kicking or kneeling an opponent | 15 yards |
| Roughing the kicker (running into kicker after he kicks the ball) | 15 yards |
| Roughing the passer | 15 yards |
| Spearing | 15 yards |
| Punching | 15 yards (or disqualification) |
| Striking the official | 15 yards |
| Unnecessary roughness | 15 yards |
| Using a helmet as a weapon | 15 yards |
| Deliberately batting, kicking, or punching a loose ball | 10 yards |
| Tripping |
10 yards |
| Intentional grounding | 10 yards |
| Offensive pass interference | 10 yards |
| Holding, illegal use of hands, illegal block above the waist | 10 yards |
| Helping the runner | 10 yards |
| Too many men on the field |
5 yards |
| Second forward pass behind the line | 5 yards |
| Running into kicker | 5 yards |
| Player out of bounds at snap | 5 yards |
| Pass touched by receiver after he has gone out of bounds | 5 yards |
| Offside | 5 yards |
| Invalid fair catch signal | 5 yards |
| Illegal Substitution | 5 yards |
| Illegal Motion | 5 yards |
| Illegal Shift | 5 yards |
| Illegal Formation | 5 yards |
| Illegal return | 5 yards |
| Forward pass thrown from behind the line of scrimmage after ball has already crossed the line of scrimmage | 5 yards |
| Forward pass thrown from beyond the line of scrimmage | 5 yards |
| False Start | 5 yards |
| Facemask | 5 yards |
| Excessive time outs | 5 yards |
| Encroachment | 5 yards |
| Delay of game | 5 yards |
| Defensive holding or illegal use of hands | 5 yards |