are looking for a fun activity to enjoy with your friends and pass the time,
you would be better off polishing your shoes, because this pack of Misfortune
Telling Cards is anything but enjoyable. These 26 cards are designed to foretell
your miserable fortune, and if I were you, I would put them away and never
look at them again.
Use Your Misfotune Telling Cards
1. Shuffle cards as best you can.
2. Divide cards into three piles.
3. To read your own misfortune, pick the third card from the bottom of the
4. To read the misfortune of a friend, pick the top card from the pile on
the left-hand side.
5. To read the misfortune of someone you haven't met yet, pick any card from
the right-hand pile.
with extreme caution.
If rash occurs, discontinue use.
out. No--the other way!
like this message, is cryptic.
will inherit a great fortune. Beware.
are destined to get a paper cut on your own left hand, or someone else's.
not take any advice from your banker.
next woman who speaks to you is not who you think she is.
terrible things will happen to you next week, but you wil only notice four
newspaper story about you is almost entirely lies.
have parsley soda in your teeth.
there's nothing out there, what was that noise?
next lie you tell will come true.
ought to invent an all-purpose escape plan.
of a large rock, you will soon take a short trip.
especially careful around people in disguise.
think it's cold cucumber soup, but it's not.
will encounter the city's sixth most important financial advisor.
will receive a package from someone living on Dark Avenue.
things always happen in--or, to--threes.
of vounteers bearing balloons.
miss the boat.
voice over the loudspeaker is not who you think it is.
argument will end in sudden violins.
An aimlessly wandering wolf baby will do great damage.
next book you read could save your life.
will find yourself drawn to herpetology.
a deserted beach may offer privacy, but it can also lead to terrible news.