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	What is the easiest way to get on TV?
	Sit on your set.
	What broadcasting company has the best horror shows?
	The Ghost-to-Ghost Network.
	Why did the girl call herself an experienced actress?
	She broke her leg and was in a cast for six months.
	What kind of television program tells you who just broke an arm or leg?
	A newscast.
	Why did the reporter put a flashlight into his mouth?
	He wanted to get the inside story.

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