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1.Why was the duck unhappy?

His bill was in the mailbox.

2.What do you call a very minor bird accident?
A feather bender.

3.Where can all birds play professional baseball?
In the mynah leagues

 4.What would you name a parrot made out of a plastic material?
Polly-Esther!

5.Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird happy?
The Canary Islands!

 6. How do you kill a blue shark?

 With a blue shark spear gun.
 

7. How do you kill a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!

8. I went to a seafood disco yesterday..................................and pulled a muscle!
 

9. What do you call a old fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
            The Codfather!

10. Which fish can perform special operations?
            A Sturgeon!
 

11.  Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

              They have their own scales.

12.What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red SEa?
            It gets wet.
 
 
 

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