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1.Why was the duck unhappy?
His bill was in the mailbox.
2.What do you call a very minor
bird accident?
A feather bender.
3.Where can all birds play professional
baseball?
In the mynah leagues
4.What would you name a parrot
made out of a plastic material?
Polly-Esther!
5.Which vacation spot will really
make your pet bird happy?
The Canary Islands!
6. How do you kill a blue shark?
With a blue shark spear gun.
7. How do you kill a great white
shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue
and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
8. I went to a seafood disco yesterday..................................and
pulled a muscle!
9. What do you call a old fish who
makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
10. Which fish can perform special
operations?
A Sturgeon!
11. Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
12.What happens when you throw a
green rock into the Red SEa?
It gets wet.