I’m
Frou Frou, a gray Poodle. My owner is very nice to me. Sometimes my lie is a
bore, but not on this hunk of metal. A few days ago, my owner handed me over to
a man who took me down a metal hall and into a cage. A cage! I never stayed in a
cage! There are many other dogs here in cages, too. I sometimes get to go up into my master’s room. A little
girl walked me today. I was absolutely dumbfounded by this large “ship.” I
don’t like water and that is what this ship travels on. I got to eat my
evening meal in my master’s room. I am now being led down a hall. I just
passed the champion French bulldog, Gamon de Pycombe, who is stuck up. I am at
my cage. Don’t leave me here! I hate the dark! Please let me out! Oh, what a
day…
(THIS IS A FICTIONAL PASSAGE FROM A FICTIONAL PERSON'S DIARY)
