Q: Why did the elephants quit the circus?
A: They got tired of working for peanuts.
 

Q: Why did the elephant have holes in its hide?
A: He forgot to put mothballs in his trunk.

Q: Why did the elephant wear a green suit?
A: To hide in the grass.

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they don't have glove compartments.

Q: What do you do when you see a sea lion?
A: Hope it doesn't see you.

Q: How do you stop a lion from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.

Q: Why does a mother kangaroo hate rainy days?
A: Because the little ones have to play inside.

Q: Why do giraffes have little appetites?
A: For them a little goes a long way.

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand..

Q: Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?
A: They can't keep they're trunks up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.