How the Penguin Got His Waddle
Jesse

          Now listen here, Children. This is how the Penguin started to waddle.  One day a curious, little Penguin asked his mom why Walruses have tusks. She was so mad that she tackled him.  Then the little Penguin asked his dad, and his father jumped on him too, and so on, and so on.

        One day the little Penguin went off on his own to find out why Walruses have tusks.  Oh Best Beloved, it was a long journey.  The little Penguin came a cross a Macaroni Penguin, and the little Penguin asked him why Walruses have tusks.  The Macaroni Penguin jumped on the little Penguin.

       Then, Best Beloved, he saw a Walrus.  The little Penguin walked up to the Walrus and asked him why he had tusks.  The walrus said, “This is why!” and the walrus head-butted the little Penguin in the butt with his tusks.

       The Macaroni Penguin tugged and pulled on the little Penguin. “Aaaawwwweeee!”yelled the little Penguin, as he came off the Walrus’s tusks; however, Best Beloved, the little Penguin was waddling.

    The little Penguin stayed with the Macaroni Penguin, waiting for the waddling to stop.  It didn't stop!  Then, the Macaroni Penguin said, “You can run faster than you did before, now that you waddle.  Best of all you can tackle other Penguins!”  Oh Best Beloved, the little Penguin really wanted to tackle other Penguins!

       Then the little Penguin undertook the Macaroni Penguin. He really liked his waddling, so he went home to his family and tackled them all.  All of the other Penguins wanted to tackle as hard as the little one.  Therefore, all of the Penguins went to the walrus to get a waddle like the little Penguin.