A Modern Myth
Up high in the Great White Building of the Two Gods Of Craziness, George Shrub and Al Boar, there was a debate going on between them about who would rule the Land of the Free States. ‘’I should rule the Land of the Free States because I am the god that invented the Internet!"" said Al Boar. "" Well my father was the god that ruled the Free States before, so I know how to act!"" said George Shrub.
"" Big deal! My father was the senator god!"" scoffed Boar! Soon they started arguing and fighting and spitting out words of fire. All of a sudden boar whistled, and out came his pet, Chidnopes! Chidnopes jumped out at Shrub with smoke coming out of its mouth. It landed, breathing fire on his face, causing him to pass out. Then it jumped to Boar and did the same thing to him. The lesser gods who were watching saw this and started to chant, ""WE WANT RALPH TADER T. WE WANT RALPH TADER T!"" While the chanting was going on, Ralph Tader T. was underneath the water, where he had been for five years, teaching the starfish and crabs their lessons.
Then he came out of the crowd…….. the double ""E"" god(education and environment) Ralph Tader T! He said to the crowd, ‘’Hello, my name is Ralph Tader Tot. That is, T-A-U-G-H-T. I am very honored to be the next ruler of the Land Of The Free States. "’
And so it came to be, the next ruler of the Land Of The Free States was Ralph Tader Taughtthat is……..
Molly Seaman and Melissa FlemingJ
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