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1. What streets do skeletons like? 
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2. What did the ghost name his new motel?
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3. What do you get when you cross a CD and a Mummy?
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4. What do a vampire and false teeth have in common?
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5. What's a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?
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6. What would you get when you cross a watchdog with a werewolf?
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7. What kind of cars do ghost like?
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8. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
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9. What do you get when you cross Frankenstein with a pig?
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10. What do ghost parents say to ghost children when they get in the car?
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