Jokes and Comics

From Australia

Did you hear about the lawyer, who named her daughter Sue?

What type of clothing do lawyers wear in court? Lawsuits! HAHAHA

A guy ran into a bar and says ouch!!!!

Did you hear about the accident at the army base? a jeep ran over a box of popcorn & killed 2 kernels.

Both the American Government and Robin Hood took money from different people. Robin Hood took money from the rich people and gave it to the poor.
The American government takes money from the people that it made poor, and gives it to the rich.

A man was driving down the road in the country. He peeked over and saw a small pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving around the city with the pig in the car and a sheriff spots him and pulls him over. Sheriff asks "Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?", driver says "Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field.", cop says" I want you to take that pig to the zoo!" the driver agrees he will take the pig to the city zoo. So the next day the sheriff sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT PIG TO THE ZOO!!" reply, "Well I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such a wonderful time we are going to the baseball game now!

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