A Mummy Story

CHAPTER 1

WHERE AM I?

Hi! My name's Mummy, well it used to be Phil, but now it's Mummy. The reason that my name is Mummy is because I died when a tornado hit Ancient Egypt. The Egyptians mummified me. When they mummify you, they take out your intestines and they squeeze your brain through your nose. Well I don’t want to gross you out. (Especially if you haven't had lunch yet.) Let me explain how I ended up in Ancient Egypt. Well I was sleeping all day, on schedule as usual, when suddenly some kids in basketball uniforms were standing over me staring. I got up and headed out of the gym and went to my locker. When I opened the locker, I realized something was different about it. I stepped inside.

CHAPTER 2

THIS IS BAD

I found myself being pulled into a vortex. It got bigger and bigger and bigger. Then finally I was in a land that looked like Ancient Egypt.

There was a pyramid up ahead of me. It was so cool, but my amazement didn't last for long. Behind me I heard a rumbling sound. A tornado was coming. It hit before I could reach the pyramid.

CHAPTER 3

R.I.P

I don't know how, but the tornado had transported me back to the locker room. Of course I went to the lunchroom and got some milk and cookies and counted sheep. I fell asleep. The principal was called to the lunchroom. He asked everyone about me, but no one knew where I had come from or how a mummy appeared in the school lunchroom. The science teacher was called to check me out. Mrs. Fuzzle was very excited. I could hear her jabbering about an authentic Egyptian mummy and how the school should get a sarcophagus. The next thing I knew I was being lifted into something like a coffin. Now every 3 years I wake up to get a breath of fresh air !!!

Chapter 4

3 Years later

Rrrrrrrrrring! Went my alarm clock. It was time to wake up again. As I got up I decided to go inside the locker again. As I climbed in I noticed something smelled really bad. As I looked down I noticed someone's gym socks. So I held my nose. Then the vortex came into view. It sucked me into Egypt and I looked around. Everything looked the same to me except there was no tornado. As I walked toward the pyramid I noticed a little door on the side of the pyramid. I decided I would go through it to get inside. I noticed some hieroglyphics carved into the wall. In case you didn't know, hieroglyphics are the kind of writing the Egyptians used. I read the hieroglyphics and noticed they said Rest in Peace. Wow, I said. I must be in someone's tomb. Well, I better not wake him or her up. After all, I know what it's like to be a mummy. I'm sure they want to rest in peace like it said, so I walked out of the tomb very quietly. I walked into the vortex and found myself in the locker room. I walked to the science lab and got in my sarcophagus and settled down for my three -year nap. That is the truth folks.

THE END

 

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