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Jokes Q: Why did the mummy leave his sarcophagus? A: To get his coffin syrup!
Q: What is the most popular place for a pharoh to eat? A: Pizza Tut!
Q:What did king Tut say when he had a nightmare? A:I want my mummy!
Q: What did the receptionionist at the museum say when the man asked for king Tut? A: He can't come to the phone right now he's all wrapped up!
Q: Knock Knock Who's there? Mummy Mummy who? A:Mummy I'm scared!
Q:What do mummys take their temperature with? A: Ther-mummy-ters!
Q: Who were the little ghost parents? A: Mummy and Deaddy!
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