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Baseball isn't just fun, it's funny! Just use your sense of humor, and great jokes will come to your mind! That's what this section is about, so get ready to crack up (in the unlikely event of a breath shortage from laughter, keep an oxygen tank with you at all times)!

Coal miner: "Where do us coal miners play baseball?"

Manager: "The Miner Leagues."

Batting coach: "What would you get if you crossed a batter with a lobster?"

Lobster: "A pinch hitter."

Umpire: "Why was the hen thrown out of the baseball game?"

Hen: "She was using fowl language."

Third baseman: "What position do pigs play?"

Pig: "Shortslop."

Vampire: "Why don't vampires play baseball during the day?"

Bats: "Because the bats come out at night."

Batter: "What's another name for a baseball bat?"

Flies: "A fly swatter."

Mark McGwire: "I am the High King of the Diamond! Let there be a huge clubhouse feast! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses in all the land!"

Sammy Sosa: "Hey man, don't forget the cokes and peanuts!"

Announcer: "In the unlikely event of a flood, please use the nearest base as a safety flotation device."