Cafeteria Jokes
On what kinds of plates do Martian students eat lunch?
On satellite dishes.
Why did the student bring scissors into the cafeteria?
So he could cut the lunch line.
What's a down-to-earth sandwich made out of ?
Ground beef.
What do you use to glue a broken pizza?
Tomato paste.
How do geese like their ice cream served?
In a ducksie (dixie) cup.
What salty snack food lives at the Arctic Circle?
Pretseals.
What did one meat sandwich say to the other?
I don't believe you. You're full of baloney.
Where do baby cows eat their lunch?
In a calf-e-teria.
What kind of sandwich is a coward?
A chicken sandwich.
Who can work magic in the cafeteria with a skillet?
A frying sorcerer.
What snack is old but good for you?
A granny-ola bar.
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