(HEIDI THE DACHSHUND)
Brrrrrrrrck! Hi ya! My name's Heidi the Dauchsund.
I'm so happy that you decided to visit me at home. I'm going to brief
you on dachshunds so you won't be sitting in front of your computer screen having no idea what-so-ever
about what I'm talking about. Dachshunds are a type of hound dog that are originally from
Germany. Now they live all over the world, though. We come in all different colors: brown, black,
red, tan, etc. My briefing is over. Oh, by the way...I won't be the only one you'll be talking to,
Erin (my owner) will also be you're internet buddy on this page. Throughout this web site, you'll be hearing
from both of us because we share the page...it's both of ours.
Now I'm going to tell you about my life. I'm a miniature brown-red dachshund and I live in Virginia.
My family is very nice. It consists of five people (including Erin), two fish, and one... other dachshund- Max. He's really annoying -- puppies always
are... Okay, well I'm seven years old and I hate to say it, but I have a little bit of grey hair. You won't love me any less, right? The reason I don't have any grey hair in that picture is because that was when I was three.
I'm finished telling you about myself.
(Erin wants to speak now- I got to go...BYE!)
Heidi talks WAY too much! Good thing she's not a VERY stubborn
doggy, though! Well, anyway- I'll continue with my page!
Dachshunds are so adorable!!!! If I had to give an award for cutest dog, I would give it to
dachshunds -- not poodles, not cocker spaniels, not even golden retreivers! Dauchshunds are
definitely the cutest dogs in the whole wide world. I think that it's the long bodys, long noses,
and floppy ears that get me, or it could that there so...so...human-like. That's why I have one named Heidi (but I guess you already know that!) and
we're best friends! Heidi and I hope that you
this page! We worked really hard on it, even if you can't see that already! I'm sure you can
though! Okay, I hate to make people bored, so I'll close out my introduction in just a second. I just
need to tell you that you'll be hearing both of us gab on here --
the page is half mine-half hers!!
Dachshunds- Before And After
Before now, dachsunds were used to seek badgers out of their little
holes in the ground. It was a simple job, they just slithered down into
the ground...then out they came with the badger. So, they were
considered hunting dogs ( yeah...I know what you're thinking- dachshunds,
hunting dogs- whatever)! I really can't imagine dachshunds actually "hunting" any type of animal.
They just don't fit the mean, dirty, evil, murdering role. You know? It just doesn't fit.
Okay, well...an up side of their past is that they were
a favorite dog in Germany! Now, that I can believe!
That was long ago- now these oh-so-cute dogs are happily living in their
homes all around the world! Living in luxury like all of us people wish we
could do! You know, getting waited on hand and foot, all that junk!
Tips From Yours Truly
Okay, if you're a new dachshund owner or looking into
getting one, these tips
( I really hope! ) will help you
1.) Always talk to your dachshund! ( and by the way, all of these
go for all animals)
2.) Spell out the word BAD if you're not talking about your
dachshund and your around them.
3.) Call your dauchsund pretty ALOT!!!
4.) Don't EVER-EVER treat your dachshund like a dog. Okay,
just act like you're equals!
5.) ALWAYS TELL YOUR DACHSHUND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM!!!!
Oh, you can show your dachshund that you love him alot by checking out this
really cool page full of doggy products and its name is pets.com!
The products are great, not that I've ever tried them, that is!
Hey, if you're here to get facts and don't feel like
READING long, supposedly boring paragraphs...this is the place
for you to CLICK
Oh, Heidi wants you to know that she can help all you new dachshund owners
if you would only CLICK HERE
Hey, guess what, you love dachshunds, I love dachshunds, dogs love dachshunds!
Heidi speaking: I don't know why I'm telling you this, but I love to chase butterflies!
I want to go back to the main page, thank you very much!