Rain Delay Riddles
Q: Jack threw his plate. What type of plate was it?
A: A flying saucer
Q: What type of bulb do you plant on Mars?
A: A light bulb
Q: What meal time does an astronaut like best?
A: Launch
Q: Why do astronauts watch a microwave cook?
A: They like to see the time count down.
Q: What do astronauts read to their children at bedtime?
A: Bedtime starries
Q: Where in the space shuttle do the astronauts keep their baseball mitts?
A: In the glove compartment
Q: How did an astronaut use a bat to get out of a locked room?
A: He swung the bat three times at the door and was out.
Q: Is it longer to go from second to third or third to home?
A: From second to third, because there is a short stop.
Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite day?
A: SUNday
Q: What did the astronaut say when he was asked a question?
A: No comet
Q: What is an Apollo astronaut’s favorite board game?
A: MOONopoly
Q: What is at the end of the universe?
A: The letter "e"
Q: What do you call a bug on the moon?
A: An astrognat
Q: What is the most popular outer space cartoon character?
A: Pluto the cartoon dog
Q: Where do you find the astronaut’s pet bird on the baseball field?
A: In fowl territory
Q: What is an astronaut’s quick energy source?
A: A Milky Way candy bar