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Q: Jack threw his
plate. What type of plate was it?
A: A
flying saucer
Q: What type of bulb do you plant on Mars?
A: A light bulb
Q: What meal time does an astronaut like
best?
A: Launch
Q: Why do astronauts watch a microwave cook?
A: They like to see the time count down.
Q: What do astronauts read to their children
at bedtime?
A: Bedtime starries
Q: Where in the space shuttle do the
astronauts keep their baseball mitts?
A: In the glove compartment
Q: How did an astronaut use a bat to get out
of a locked room?
A: He swung the bat three times at the door and
was out.
Q: Is it longer to go from second to third or
third to home?
A: From second to third, because there is a short
stop.
Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite day?
A: SUNday
Q: What did the astronaut say when he was
asked a question?
A: No comet
Q: What is an Apollo astronaut’s favorite
board game?
A: MOONopoly
Q: What is at the end of the Universe?
A: The letter "e"
Q: What do you call a bug on the Moon?
A: An astrognat
Q: What is the most popular outer space
cartoon character?
A: Pluto the cartoon dog
Q: Where do you find the astronaut’s pet
bird on the baseball field?
A: In fowl territory
Q: What is an astronaut’s quick energy
source?
A: A Milky Way candy bar
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