Sir Seal: When my ship went down I lived on a can of sardines for a week!
Lady Luck: Oh my! How ever did you manage to stay up?
Q: What is black, white, bruised, and on wheels?
A: A zebra on roller skates that that didn't wear any pads.
These are two variations of the same joke:
Who's there ?
Don't cry, it's just a knock, knock joke.
Oh, Stop Crying!
Here are three versions of the same joke:
1.What is black, white, and read all over?
2.What is black white and red all over?
A sunburned zebra
3.What is black, white, and red all over?
A Nun in a blender
What happens if you throw a green rock in a red sea?
It get's wet!
Go to Mainpage