Sir Seal: When my ship went down I lived on a can of sardines for a week!

Lady Luck: Oh my! How ever did you manage to stay up?

Q: What is black, white, bruised, and on wheels?

A: A zebra on roller skates that that didn't wear any pads.

These are two variations of the same joke:

Knock ,knock

Who's there ?

Boo

Boo Who?

Don't cry, it's just a knock, knock joke.

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Oh, Stop Crying!

Here are three versions of the same joke:

1.What is black, white, and read all over?

A newspaper

2.What is black white and red all over?

A sunburned zebra

3.What is black, white, and red all over?

A Nun in a blender

What happens if you throw a green rock in a red sea?

It get's wet!

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