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Rock Jokes




Now for some fun! Here are some rock "puns" written by our very own Thinkquest Team. We would like for you to share your "rock jokes" with us and we will post them with your name, age, and location on this page. So get busy and email us your jokes. Have Fun!

  1. What does a rock want to be when it grows up?
  2. What do you call a dog who collects rocks?
  3. What do you do to a baby rock?
  4. What is a rock's favorite kind of music?
  5. Where do rocks sleep?
  6. How do rocks wash their clothes?
  7. What is a rock's favorite transportation?
  8. What is a rock's favorite cereal?
  9. Where is a rock's favorite golf course?
  10. What is a rock's favorite television show?




Answers


  1. A Rock Star
  2. A Rockhound
  3. Rock it
  4. Rock 'N Roll
  5. Bedrock
  6. On the rock cycle
  7. A rocket
  8. Cocoa Pebbles
  9. Pebble Beach
  10. "Third Rock from the Sun"

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