This is the All About Humor Survey. Here you will tell us how you feel about different aspects of humor.

#1 Once upon a time, aliens invaded earth and started kicking people. The aliens were called Trids. One day, a rabbi tried to kick a Trid, but got kicked himself. The Trids said "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

#2 A cannibal went to a restaurant that served only truckers, he asks for a trucker sandwich and a side of french fried trucker.

#3 One day a blonde told her friend that she was having trouble selling her car because it had over 100,000 miles on it.  The friend offered to take it to someone that could turn back the miles to make it look like it only had 100 miles on it.  The blonde let her friend do this and a few weeks later the friend asks if the blonde has sold her car yet.  The blonde says, "Why would I sell it, it only has 100 miles on it!"

#4 Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks!

#5 A drunk goes to a bar and says to a guy that he can jump out a 5 story window and bounce back up.  The guy bets him $50 bucks he can't.  The drunk jumps out the window and bounces up.  The other guy is amazed, gives the $50, and gives the drunk $20 more dollars to do it again, so he does it.  When he asks how he does it, the drunk says that the guy can do it too, so he does it with a splat.  The bartender says "Superman, you're really mean when you're drunk".

a Are clowns funny?

b What about sarcasm?

c And Cartoons Being hurt?

d And obsessions?