1.What did the frog order at
Some french flies and a Diet Croak!
2.What do stylish frogs wear?
3.Why are frogs always happy?
They always eat what bugs them!
4.What happens when 2 frogs suddenly collide?
They suddenly get tounge tied!
5. What's green-green-green-green-green-green?
A frog rolling down a hill!
6.How does a frog feel when it breaks its leg?
7.How did the frog cross the road?
He was superglued to the chicken!
8.What do you get when you clean a frog with a scrubby-mitt?
9.What happened when the parking meter expired
where the frog parked his truck?
It got toad!
10.What is a frog's favorite time?
11.What does a frog say when he sees something he likes?
12.Why did the frog take a gun into the bank?
He wanted to robbit!