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Q:WHILE IN GETTYSBURG WHAT DID THE GENERAL SAY TO HIS HORSE?
A:GETTY-UP!
Q:WHY DID THE GENERAL CROSS THE ROAD?
A: TO GET TO HIS OTHER RIDE
Q:HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE SOLDIER?
A:UNIQUE UP ON HIM
Q:WHAT DO YOU CALL A SOLDIER LAYING BY THE DOOR?
A:MATT
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A SOLDIER LAYING ON A GRILL?
A: PATTY
GENERAL: DO YOU WANT ANOTHER DRINK?
SOLDIER: NO!
GENERAL: WHY?
SOLDIER: BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY HAD 12 SHOTS