Jokes
Where does a ghost go if it wants to Swim?
The Dead Sea
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
You can see right through them.
Whats a ghosts favorite food?
Spookgheti
What are a ghosts mom and dad called?
Transparents
What do people think of Draculas movies?
They are Fangtastic.
How do you know if your parrots stalking you?
If you hear it going "ooooohs the pretty boy then"
What's a Witches Motorcycle called?
A Broooooooom Stick!
Were there any married vampires?
No, They are all Bat-chelors!
What happens if you cross Dracula with Al Capone?
You get a fangster !
Why are skeletons always cool headed?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
What does Dracula bet with?
Stake Money!
What kind of groups are vampires in?
Blood Groups!
Why do skeletons dread winter?
It chills them to the bone!
What do you call a stupid old vampire?
A silly old sucker!
Who would a vampire most likely fall in love with?
The girl necks door!
What is sweet, red, and bites?
A Jampire!
Why do dragons rest during the day?
So they can fight knights!
Why was the cannibal arrested at school?
For buttering up the teacher!
What did the ghosts mom say to it?
Put your boos and shocks on!
How do you create a milkshake?
Sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "boo"!
When are ghost usually seen?
just before someone screams!
Why are ghost cowards?
Because they don't have any guts!
Where do Indian ghost sleep?
In creepy Teepees!
What is a ghost speaker called?
The spooks person!
What is a ghost favorite snack?
Boo-berry pie with I-scream!
Why did the witch clean her broom?
Because she wanted a clean sweep!
Why were Egyptian spirits confused?
Because their daddies were mummies!