New Jersey
Silly Laws |
|
New Jersey |
|
| You may not slurp your soup. |
| It's against the law to "frown" at a police officer. |
| It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6 p.m. in Newark, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. |
| Wyoming |  |
| It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. |
| You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June. |
| Cheyenne citizens may not take a shower on a Wednesday. |
| Hawaii |
| Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ear. |
| Alabama |
| Putting salt on railroad tracks may be punishable by death. |
| Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. |
| It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way road if you have a lantern attached to the front of the automobile. |
| New York | |
| A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on the line. |
| It is illegal to speak to a person while riding an elevator, and you must fold your hands while looking towards the door. |
| A person may not walk around on Sunday with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. |
Lawyer Jokes |
| A man walks into a lawyer's office and sits himself down. "How Much?" |
| "$150 for three questions." |
| "That's quite expensive. Are you any good?" |
| "The best there is. Now then, what's your third question?" |
| Q: What do you call 1000 lawyers chained together under the sea? |
| A: A good start |
| Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? |
| A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline! |
| Q: What do you call a lawyer who's gone bad? |
| A: Senator |
| Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? |
| A: Your honor |