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by Kalli Dakos |
TEACHER: Isn't the book moneyDue today?
James, Anita Joe, Fay?
JAMES: I left my money
On the bus,
When the patrols yelled at us to rush.
ANITA: I have my money stowed away
In the jacket
I wore yesterday.
JOE: My dad forgot
To give me mine;
He forgets things all the time.
FAY: My money's lost,
But I have a hunch,
It's inside my sister's lunch.
TEACHER: Who brought their book money
Back today?
Erica, Doug, Rick, May?
ERICA: Book money?
What's it for?
You never told me this before.
DOUG: I loaned my money
To my friend Tom,
Then he gave it to his brother, John.
RICK: I've been sick
With a ghastly flu,
I forgot the money was even due.
MAY: I remembered,
But then I forgot
To take it from our money pot.
TEACHER: Did anyone remember
Their money today?
Mary, Gerald, Susan, Ray?
MARY: Didn't I bring it
Yesterday?
Haven't I already paid?
GERALD: My money is
Up our climbing tree,
I left it there when I skinned my knee.
SUSAN: I used my money
For lunch today,
It was the only way to pay.
RAY: My money's
In my underwear drawer,
I'll remember to bring it tomorrow.
TEACHER: No one remembered
His money today?
Tim, Kathy, Jeffrey, Kay?
TIM: Here's my money in my sock!
ALL: The teacher passed out from the shock.