THE MAGIC FISH
Once upon a time there was a magic fish
Who said he'd give me one magical wish.
He could give me a sword that bends.
But he told me that if I wished
I'd be turned to a jellyfish
And that I'd be miserable
And instead of seeing normal, I'd see double.
I was about to wish but then I thought
Do I want to be turned to a jellyblot?
I took a deep breath then I said,
"If I'm going to be a jelly fish, I might as well bed dead."
The fish looked at me then bid farewell.
He vanished into the air, but first said with a yell,
"For the rest of my life, whatever I do
This is the last time I'll be seeing you!"