Pet Jokes

1.What's a puppy's favorite soda?

2.What do you get when you cross a German Shepherd with a clock?

3.What do you call an all-American canine?

4.What did the mouse say to the cat?

5.What has two pink ears and writes?

6.What do you call a 300-pound cat?

7.What do you get when you cross a dog with a toad?

8.What do cats like on their hot dogs?

9.What do you get when you cross a do with a cat?

10. How is cat food sold?

11.  Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip?

 12.What kind of cat lives in churches?

13.Whats is Garfield middle name?

14.Where do cats vacation?

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