By: Autumn L., Autumn W., &
*~Fun Chocolate Quotes~*
Life is like a box of
chocolates - you never know what you're going to get. Forrest Gump in
"Forrest Gump" (1994)
Strength is the capacity
to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and
then eat just one of the pieces Judith Viorst
There's nothing better
than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE
Linda Grayson, "The
Caramels are only a fad.
Chocolate is a permanent thing Milton Snavely Hershey
It's not that chocolates
are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate.
Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda
Exercise is a dirty
word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
All I really need is
love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! Lucy Van Pelt
(in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)
Nuts just take up space
where chocolate ought to be.
I don't understand why so
many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in
chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It
comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
Put the chocolate in the
bag and nobody gets hurt.
I have this theory that
chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do
I dare take the chance?
If not for chocolate,
there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment
industry would be devasated.
Put "eat chocolate" at
the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll
get one thing done.