Well as you probably noticed, I thoroughly enjoyed those jokes. Kept me amused for hours! I bet you that you are feeling quite happy right now? I most definitely am, so I have decided to add in just one more joke to keep those smiley faces. 

          Now here is something that I would do! There's only one problem, I don't know how I will remember them. Guys I really urge you to try and see what reactions you get out of these.

     Useful Things to do at Walmart while the 
spouse/partner/friend is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts
when they aren't looking.

2. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk 
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official 
tone, 'I think we have a code 3 in house wares,'...and
see what happens.

 5. Put M&M's on lay away.

 6. Move 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' signs to carpet areas.

 7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others
you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the
bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry
and ask 'Why won't you people leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a 
mirror while you pick your nose.

10. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.

11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme
from "Mission Impossible".

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look
using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse 
through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker 
assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! 
It's those voices again'.

15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud ....'Hey
we're out of toilet paper in here!'.

"To the Fry"
by Quinn Morgendorffer

The greasy fry
It cannot lie
Its truth is written
On your thigh

Does it really
Come from France?
It makes your butt
Not fit your pants

Potato chips
Are even worse
Keep carrot sticks
Inside your purse

"The Dream"
by Quinn Morgendorffer

A model's what
I'd like to be
Looking good
Comes naturally
Da da da da
Da da me

Da da da da
Da Kate Moss
I like lipstick
More than gloss

No last name
Is really in
Da da da da
Da da da Quinn

          Well what can I say? I really hope that you enjoyed these decadent jokes! There should be many more appearing soon, so please don't be a stranger. If you are ever feeling down or in the blue due to some personal problem or other, come and read some jokes here and I guarantee that more than one will cheer you up. Laughter is a great medicine, especially for stress related problems. Hope you enjoyed yourself!

Menstralii