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          Its extremely healthy to laugh! Especially if you're stressed or have a problem on certain issues at school or home. I guarantee that the jokes that have been put together will be enough to lighten your spirits!

          We will be covering jokes that see how clever you are, yo' mamma, hitting at poor lawyers and what to do when you're bored. So what you waiting for? Read the jokes below and test your intelligence!

     What is it?          

Schwartznegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?

A last name....... Were you thinking of something else?

     Intelligence Test

Here are 4 simple Questions to check how intelligent
you are, don't look ahead. scroll slowly!

1. What weighs more, 10 pounds of water or 10 pounds of rocks?

2. If a electric train is going at 50 mph heading
East from West which way would the smoke go?

3. If a rooster sat on a Teepee roof and laid
a egg which way would the egg roll?

4. If it take 5 minutes to dry a t-shirt on a
clothes wire, how long would it take to dry 5 t-shirts?

Answers:
1. They both weigh TEN pounds.
2. Electric trains have NO smoke.
3. Roosters DON'T lay eggs.
4. It takes 5 Minutes because you
hang them at the same time.

Intelligent Rating
4 = Genius
3 = Normal Person
2 = Go back to school
1 = You're stupid deal with it
0 = Just forget you ever took this test

     The Murder

The Press swarmed as Gus Refer cut the ribbon announcing the
opening of his brand new restaurant. It had a lot of publicity
because it was the world's only restaurant it the shape of a circle. 

About four hours later Gus headed for home. He knew the party
would probably go on until morning, but he was tired and wanted
some rest. 

Two hours later Gus was awakened by the sound of his phone
ringing. He picked it up and said hello. 

"Are you Gus Refer?" 

"Yes, why?" 

"My name is Ian Magwire. There has been a murder at your
restaurant, come down immediately."

Gus quickly dressed and went to the restaurant. As he stepped
out of the car he noticed that
everyone was there. Ian Magwire had already started questioning
the staff. 

"Where were you when the murder occurred?" he asked the cook.
"I was in the kitchen, cutting a chicken with the new and
incredibly sharp knife I have." 

"Where were you when the murder occurred?" he asked
a waiter. "I was picking up shards of glass," he said. 

"Where were you when the murder happened?" he asked the
waitress. "I was waiting on a table in the corner," she said. 

An hour later Ian walked out of the restaurant with the
murderer. Who was the murderer?

Answer: It was the waitress. She said she was waiting on the
table in the corner. Circles don't have corners. Remember, the
restaurant was round.

     A Brainteaser For You

Every fall the Ace Hotel saw the pilgrimage of the Blue
Society in their quest to watch the leaves change color.
They counted their nickels and drank large quantities of tea,
but otherwise, were no trouble except for this year. One of
their members was a thief. Hotel rooms were invaded and
wallets were stolen. Then the hotel called in a detective.
The detective ordered dinner in his room where he could
devise a plan of capture. First, the maid came in to deliver
fresh towels. Then a newlywed couple, locked in embrace,
accidentally entered his room before making an apologetic
departure. Next, an elderly lady knocked and entered, then
apologized when she saw it was the detective's room and not
hers. Then room service knocked bringing in the detective's
dinner. Half-way through dinner he suddenly knew who the
prime suspect was. Who do you think it could be?

The suspect was the old lady. Why would she nock on her own door? Duh hey …