Interview With Millionaire Bob Bagles

 

This is an interview taken with Bob Bagles, the cancer patient, on May 4.

 

Reporter Jim: Hello Mr. Bagles.

Bob Bagles: Hello *Cough*

RJ: Mr. Bagles, how old are you?

BB: I’m 58 years old.

RJ: Are you a smoker?

BB: Yes, I am.

RJ: How many cigarettes do you smoke a day?

BB: About a pack-and-a-half a day.  I also have the occasional Cuban cigar.

RJ: I see.  Have you tried to quit?

BB: No, sir.  I have not.  Why do you ask?

RJ: Just wondering, Mr. Bagles, that’s all.

BB: OK, anything else you want to know?

RJ: Why yes, I do.  What kind of diet do you have?

BB: I am a heavy eater. 

RJ: Where did you say you live?

BB: I live in Los Angeles, California.  Anything else?

RJ: Oh yes, before I forget, how long have you been a smoker?

BB: Since I was 25.

RJ: Has anyone else in your family ever gotten cancer?

BB: Yes, my uncle and grandpa died of cancer.  Anything else?

RJ: No, that’ll be all, sir.