She loves you ... She is willing to share you with your favorite pastime

She may not be a sports fanatic but she's perfectly willing to let you go off and enjoy games with your friends. She'll even join you every now and again to cheer on your favorite team.

She says "Let's just be friends" ... She loves you not

If you get that infamous line - "I just want to be friends" - you are dead in the water. What she's really saying is - "I have absolutely no lust for you and am horrified at the thought of swapping spit let alone anything else with you, but hey, if I'm bored on a Saturday night, sure, you can treat me to a movie, drinks and dinner. Oh, and don't pick me up late, you loser."

She loves you ... She makes an effort to like your friends

She may have to grit her teeth but she will make a concerted effort to like your friends because they're important to you.

She is an avid follower of "The Rules" ... She loves you not

If she follows "The Rules" with a zealot's fervor, beware. This is manipulation at it's absolute finest.

She loves you ... She is always there for you

No matter what's going on in your life (or hers), she encourages your dreams, supports your decisions and gives you great backrubs.

She is a material girl ... She loves you not

If she runs out at the mere thought that your money might be running out, say good riddance and let her go. You're better off without her.

She loves you ... She says so, even after you've acted like a complete jerk!