Everyone dreams. Everyone wants to understand their dreams. It's as simple as that. Below are some humorous, if not helpful, past and present interpretations and theories on dreams. By now, you are deeply entrenched in the confusing mountain of confusion that is dream analysis. Please, don't be so hard on yourself. The Egyptians don't get it either. You can see what they thought right here at this very site. Also, you can check out modern dream philosophy section, in which two major modern theories of dreams are explained and contested.
Stages of Sleep
Introduction