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ESP
In Dreams Extrasensory Perception, much like out of body experiences,
is classified in science as hocus pocus. Extrasensory Perception is, pretty
much, having knowledge that's real creepy to have. There have been many
documented cases of people predicting their own futures in their dreams,
and people dreaming about meeting friends that wake up and find that that
friend had the same dream, and all kinds of occurrences that we associate
with "psychic" ability. Of course, a scientist would tell you that those
who think they predict their own futures cast self-fulfilling prophecies;
that they will, once having given themselves predictions, will do their
unconscious best to make sure those predictions come true. Those same
scientists would also say that friends that have similar dreams lead each
other in conversation so that both believes the other's dream is exactly
the same as his….but hey, it's a whole lot more fun to believe I can dream
my own future and hold office meetings while I sleep. Science may be more
informed than me, but I'm having a lot more good, old-fashioned, delusional
fun. Here is some commonly reported "proof" of ESP's existence.
Precognition - You know those psychic hotlines that claim to be able
to predict your future?
"Oh, you know, your husband? He's cheating on you. And your dog hates
you. And your son is a drug addict and steals money from you…and he hates
you too."
How do they claim to know all this? Well…yes, they are sham artists…
but what they'd like you to believe is that they have precognitive ESP
- that is, the ability to foresee the future in surprisingly accurate
detail. The best part (at least for those nice overweight ladies at the
Psychic Hotlines) is that precognitive dreams can never be proven, since
they're entirely dependent upon the account of the dreamer. Pretty convenient…
Dream Psychometry - Oh, you're going to love this one. People claim that,
through their subconscious, they can be thinking about something when
they go to sleep and know much more about that thing when they wake up.
For instance, you can be looking at a picture of someone you don't know
as you drift into sleep, and wake up best friends with them… well, not
quite. But pretty much like that. Actually it can be better exemplified
by people that claim to go to sleep thinking about a physics test they
have (or, more likely, have not) studied for and hope to wake up with
a newfound knowledge of the subject. Of course, if that actually worked,
I'd be doing much better in school…no I wouldn't.
Synchronous - These are the dreams in which the dreamer meets another
dreamer in the dream and then calls the other dreamer once he awakens
to find out that the other dreamer dreamed the first dreamer was in his
dream and that both dreamers dreamed the same dream (in case you were
counting, there are 12 derivatives of the word "dream" in that sentence).
Basically, two people dream they meet each other at the same time in the
same dream. These dreams fall, within the scientific community, somewhere
between out of body experiences and dream precognition. These dreams cannot
be proven to be real, so the scientific community does not recognize them,
but people continue to report them.
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