Scene Thirteen - Hotel

INT. SHEPHEARD'S HOTEL. CAIRO. EVENING

The LONG BAR. The Exploration Team is drinking at a table. They are not entirely off-duty--Almásy and Madox, as ever, ponder the maps.

MADOX: By car? Impossible. If we try and drive north of Kufra by car, we'll leave our bones in the desert.

ALMÁSY: Disagree

MADOX: You're Hungarian, you always disagree.

Geoffrey Clifton appears.

CLIFTON: Good evening, Gentlemen!

He sits down. Madox hails the waiter.

 

D'AGOSTINO: How is your charming wife?

 

CLIFTON: Marvelous. She's in love with the hotel plumbing. She's either in the swimming pool--she swims for hours, she's a fish, quite incredible--or she's in the bath. Actually, she's just outside.

 

(responding to their bewildered expressions)
Chaps Only in the Long Bar.

 

EXT. SHEPHEARD'S HOTEL TERRACE. NIGHT

 

The Explorers, embarrassed, march out onto the terrace. Katharine sits, reading, exquisite in her evening clothes.

 

There is dancing inside, and couples walk to and from their tables. Madox approaches to collect her. Katharine manages to produce a dazzling smile which includes everyone except Almásy.

 

MADOX: Mrs. Clifton, you'll have to forgive us. We're not accustomed to the company of women.

 

KATHARINE: Not at all. I was thoroughly enjoying my book.

 

CLIFTON: The team is in mourning, darling.

KATHARINE: Oh really?

 

MADOX: I'm afraid we're not having much luck obtaining funds for the expedition.

KATHARINE: Oh. What will you do?

 

MADOX: A more modest expedition, or even wait a year. Remind our families we still exist.

CLIFTON (astonished): Good heavens, are you married, Madox?

MADOX: Very much so. We all are, save my friend here.

 

He nods at Almásy. Clifton appears tremendously relieved.

 

CLIFTON: I feel much better, don't you darling? We were feeling rather self-conscious.

 

Let's toast, then. To absent wives.

D'AGOSTINO (toasting Katharine): And present ones.

 

KATHARINE (toasting Almásy): And future ones.