Where is the best place to see a man eating fish?
A sea food restaurant.
Why do fish have such big phone bills?
Because when they get on a line they can’t get off.
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop him a line.
What do you call a ten-legged sea creature that shoots around?
Billy the squid.
What are angel fish?
Fish from the dead.
Why don’t fish go near computers?
They’re afraid of getting caught in the internet.
What do you call a fish with two legs?
A two-knee fish.
What did the shrimp yell when he got caught in the seaweed?
Kelp! Kelp!
Why is it so easy to weigh a fish?
It comes with scales.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools.
Why wouldn’t the oyster give anyone his pearl?
He was shellfish.
What is a fish’s favorite game show?
"Name that Tuna."
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand . . .