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Jokes

Q:  Where is the most popular place for pharaohs to eat?
A:  Pizza Tut

Q:  What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?
A:  I want my Mummy! 

Q: What did the receptionist at the museum say when a guy asked for King Tut ?
A: He can't come to the phone right now, he's all wrapped up.

Q:  What is a mummies favorite TV show?
A:  Death styles of the wrapped and famous!

Q:  What is a little mummy's favorite store?
A:   Mummies -R-Us!

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Funny Facts

 Did you know: That even though many mummies are millions of years old, that a lot of them still have their fingernails and toenails.  Many of them still have their eyelashes!

 Did you know :For ancient Egyptians death was more important than life!  Why?  Because death lasted longer than life.  Some tombs were more beautiful than houses that were built for living people.

 Did you know: That the mummy of an very important person had as many as twenty layers of wrapping.

 Do you know why mummies never smelt so bad after being dead awhile?  Egyptians used spice to make there bodies smell good.

Egyptians threw the brain away because they did not know what it was!

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