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Caleb, Gr. 5, Cyberstories Editor
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Caleb: What do you get if you
cross a horse and a VW beetle?
Lois: I give up.
Caleb: A horse and buggy!
Neighbor to Bill: Why are you planting a rose bush in each of
your neighbor's yards?
Bill: Because the man at the nursery told me to plant them a yard
apart.
Vice President: By the way, we
need a new helicopter.
President: What is wrong with the one we have?
Vice President: Well, I was about 200 feet above ground, when I
got cold. So... I turned off the fan.
Matt: I'm very intelligent.
Tom: Really, what makes you so smart?
Matt: Three things. The first thing is my great memory, and the
other two things....... I just forgot!
Dan asked his friend if he could borrow his horse. The friend replied, "Yes, but this horse responds differently. When you want the horse to go say "Amen". To make him go forward say "Praise the Lord." Dan said, "No problem, I can do this." He took the horse and started on his way. On the trail, a tree fell down in front of the horse. The horse got so spooked he ran off the trail and kept on running. Dan kept yelling for the horse to stop, but he would not. Finally as they neared the cliff, the only thing left to do was to pray. Just as they reached the cliff, Dan ended his prayer with a loud "Amen." The horse stopped. "Praise the Lord" yelled Dan.
1. Why did the dog get a ticket from the police officer?
2. Where does a rabbit go to get a haircut?
3. How does a dentist examine an alligator's tooth?
Click here for answers.
Here are some good links to other joke pages:
http://www.needham.org.uk/kids.htm
http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/martin/226/
Kim's Chuckle-A-Day Archives... 200+ Clean Jokes, Suitable For All Ages!
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