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We hope you will enjoy these bird jokes:
Q: Which country reminds us of
Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.
Q: What bird is present at every
meal?
A: The swallow.
Q: Which bird can carry the
heaviest weights?
A: A crane.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Rubber duck.
Rubber duck who?
Rubber duck dub-three men in a
tub.
Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a
rooster?
A: An animal that howls when the sun
comes up.
Q: What do you get if you cross a centipede with a
parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie.
Q: What is the
only bird that can lift a giant?
A: A crane.
Q: What would you get
if you crossed a chicken with a ghost?
A: A poultrygeist.
Q: What days do
birds like best?
A: Flydays.
Q: Why did the
Frankenstein monster cross the road?
A: It was the chickens' day
off.
Q: What games do little ghosts play with chickens?
A: Peck-a-boo.
Q: What do you call
a bird that got run over by a lawn mower?
A: Shredded tweet.
Q: Why are
woodpeckers so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
Q:
Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Q:
Why did the duck cross the road?
A: It was the chickens' day
off.
Q: What bird is the best ball player?
A: A fly
catcher.
Q:
What does a crow do in a cornfield?
A: It goes in one ear and out the
other.
Q: How do you get six birds out of a small car?
A: The same way they got in.
Q:
Why do humming birds hum?
A: Because they don't know the
words.
Q: Why did the one-legged chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand
store.
Q: Why didn't the bird need silverware?
A: It was a
spoonbill.
The above material was
adapted from the following
sources:
Hall, Katy and Lisa Eisenberg, Buggy Roddles, New York: Dial Books for Young Readers, 1986.
Chrystie, Frances N., The First Book of Jokes, New York: Franklin Watts, Inc., 1951.
Rosenbloom, Joseph, Doctor Knock Knocks Official Knock-Knock Dictionary, New York: Sterling Publishing Co., Inc, 1976.
Rosenbloom, Joseph, Spooky Riddles and Jokes, New York: Sterling Publishing Co., Inc., 1987.
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