Old Grandpa Joe of Pea Ridge was bragging to a city guy
that there was nothing about farming he didn't know.
" I can plow, sow, reap, milk cows, harvest, and even
shoe a horse. Practically no farmers can do that any more.
I'll bet there ain't one thing you can think of that I can't do."
The city guy from New York City said three words that
ended the farmers bragging.
SOLUTION: Lay an egg!
Tasha's Doll
Tasha's mother bought her an unbreakable doll for Christmas.
A week later Tasha's mother told Heather's mother that she was
that she was sorry she had bought Tasha the doll, and would
advise her not to buy Heather an unbreakable doll.
SOLUTION: Tasha had broken all
her other toys
by hitting them
with the unbreakable
doll.
The Knapsack
A man traveling on a deserted road found the body of a dead man
on the roadside. The dead man was wearing a knapsack. There
were no marks or blood anywhere on the man's body, but the man
traveling knew immediately how the man on the road died.
SOLUTION: The "knapsack" was
an unopened parachute.
The Man Behind the Counter
A young woman walked into a cafe and asked for a drink of water.
The man behind the counter suddenly pulled out a gun and pointed
it at her. A few seconds passed, and the woman smiled, thanked
the man, and left.
SOLUTION: She had the hiccups,
and the man behind
the
counter scared
them out of
her.
"Oh what am I
doing!" cried the woman, as the phone rang.
SOLUTION:
tHE WOMAN, VERY VERY
LONELY, HAD SAT
BY HER PHONE
FOR MONTHS, HOPING
FOR A
FRIENDLY PHONE
CALL BUT SHE
NEVER GOT ONE.