The Space Racer
Introducing the new Space Racers! These new shoes will have you bouncing
off the walls! Have you ever lost a race? You never will again with Space
Racers. The shoe of the future with adjustable suction cups and wheels
and rockets to give you a head start. Do you hate climbing ladders? You
can throw all of your ladders away after buying the new Space Racers. You
can remove the wheels and add on suction cups to climb the walls. After
doing all of this work you might get tired, so take a rest with special
cushioning. Are you tired of your shoelaces getting ruined by water? The
new Space Racers have a plastic covering to keep your shoelaces dry and
tied all the time. Come get your new spaceracers before they orbit away!
