Erin's Weather Jokes
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?
Bill: I just went outside and there it was.
What's the difference between a horse and the weather? Answer
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Answer
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop? Answer
One is reined up and the other rains down.
Foul (fowl) weather
My plop is bigger than your plop.