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The Name Game

Z-Day--January 1

• Everyone with a "Z" name gets to be first in line today.

Get a Different Name Day--February 13

Name Yourself Day--April 9

National "Joe" Day--March 27

• Everyone who hates their name is called "Joe" today.

Name Your Car Day--October 2

For a Rainy Day

National Goof-Off Day--March 22

National Relaxation Day--August 15

Festival Of Sleep--January 3

Public Sleeping Day--February 28

Make Up Your Own Holiday Day--March 26

Run up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes It Day--January 2

Fly a Kite Day--February 8

Man Watcher's Day--January 8

Play God Day--January 9

Measure Your Feet Day--January 23

Return Carts to the Supermarket Month--February 1-28

National Blah Buster Month--February 1-28

• For busting the winter blahs.

National Surf and Turf Day--February 29

National Read a Road Map Week--April 4-10

Clean Up Your Room Day--May 10

Anti-Boredom Month--July 1-31

Hitchhiking Month--July 1-31

Take A Hike Day--November 17

Build a Scarecrow Day--July 1

World Sauntering Day--June 19

Ugly Truck Contest--July 20

National Tug-o-War Contest--July 21

Take Your Pants for a Walk Day--July 27

Wiggle Your Toes Day--August 6

Defy Super Situation Day--September 13

Cable TV Month--September 1-30

Ask a Stupid Question Day--September 28

Be Bald and Free Day--October 14

Punk For a Day Day--October 25

Waiting For the Barbarians Day--November 4

Marooned Without a Compass Day--November 6

Start Your Own Country Day--November 22

Make Your Own Head Day--November 28

Festival of Enormous Changes at the Last Minute--December 30

Odd Stuff

First Foot Day--January 1

Feast of Fabulous Wild Men--January 12

Opposite Day--January 25

Thomas Crapper Day--January 27

• A holiday devoted to the man who invented the flush toilet.

Escape Day--January 30

Ferris Wheel Day--February 14

Disaster Day--February 5

• Speaking of disasters, did you go see Twister?

Hoodie Hoo Day--February 20

Publicity Stunt Week--April 1-7

All is Ours Day--April 8

Eight-track Tape Day--April 11

Rubber Eraser Day--April 5

Look A Like Day--April 20

Lumpy Rug Day--May 3

Paste-Up Day--May 7

My Bucket's Got a Hole in It Day--May 30

Repeat Day--June 3

National Shampoo Week--June 7-13

Name Your Poison Day--June 8

National Clay Week--June 13-20

"Happy Birthday to You"'s Birthday

Bingo's Birthday Month--December 1-31

Pleasure Week--July 1-7

National Television Heritage Day--July 1

All or Nothing Day--July 26

No News is Good News Day--September 11

National Play-Doh Day--September 18

National Mud Pack Day--September 30

Come and Take it Day--October 6

American Tag Day--October 8

Babbling Day--October 21

It's My Party Day--October 11

Sweetest Day of the Year--3rd Saturday in October

Mule Day--October 26

Hermit Day--October 29

Chaos Never Dies Day--November 9

Forget-Me-Not Day--November 10

Air Day--November 11

Absurdity Day--November 20

False Confessions Day--November 21

Take It in the Ear Day--December 8

Humor

National Humor Month--April 1-30

National Smile Week--August 1-7

Presidential Joke Day--August 11

Cartoon Art Appreciation Week--May 1-7