DISCLAIMER: These descriptions are completely the opinions of their writers, and should not be considered those of the team AT ALL.They are also largely tongue in cheek.

Resident Web Wizard. Designed and implemented basic layout of the site - loves doing database integration stuff and is pretty good at it. He finishes school at the end of this year, a fact which gives him infinite joy. Despises hypocrisy, all attempts at centralization, and thinks governments are a large scale mafia protection racket. Can be bribed to do anything (except work at Oracle) with a really fast SCSI controller and drive(hint to corporations reading this). If you haven't figured it out yet, he's also very modest and sensitive to religious and corporate feelings

Machaba is a young man from Soweto, Johannesburg. He is the middle child of 3, which makes him the peacemaker of the house ("Put down the knife little sister", "No big sister I don't think our little sister would want the radio any where near her bath" etc). His rolemodel is Dilbert because he can get out of doing any work at all (and he has that cool tie that defies gravity). He dreams of one day owning a Ferrari and a house, preferably at the same time (though he wouldn't mind living in his Ferrari while saving up to buy a house). While not dealing with the problems arising from having a firstname that is the same as his surname, Machaba enjoys a read or a good game of basketball.