You need to have a small pushy person around telling you what to do all the time.
You can get up, get dressed and leave before your eyes are fully open.
The phrase "cox box" doesn't make you giggle.
You believe the world wouldn't exist without spandex.
You don't mind walking in frozen bird pooh barefoot.
You only recognise your friends from behind.
You stick water bottles in your shorts for no reason at all.
You feel naked without enough clothing for 10 people on.
You believe all authority figures carry a megaphone.
You sit in a class leaning to your rigger.
Half your body is bigger than the other half.
You blame bad moods on "the balance".
Your friends need a rowing translator to decipher your language.
You can wear the same thing every morning for a week and not think twice.
You think sleeping late is waking up at 08h30.
When you sit down in class, you look for the tie in shoes.
You constantly check the tightness of nuts in chairs, door handles etc..
You bring up the beauty of dawn and people give you blank stares.
Your vision of going away for the weekend is other people's vision of hell.
You're giving directions to a friend and you say "turn to bow".
You dress and undress one handed so you don't have to take one hand off the oar.
Every time you sit in a chair you are mildly surprised to discover it doesn't slide back and forth.
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