Friends
By: Neil
Adventure
Randy and Neil
FriendsŠ
Hi. Our names are Randy and Neil. We are best of friends. Some of our friends are strange, some are very large, and some are cool. But the ones that are most interesting are Sterling Talbott, Michael LaSala, and Brian Runquist.
Brian likes to pretend hešs Yoda and is always shouting ŗIndy throw me the whip˛ like hešs Indiana Jonesš friend Sala (or as he would say ŗSalsa˛). He also likes to shout ŗFeel the force Luke˛ like hešs Yoda. Brian also has a taste for chicken broth. At his Christmas Party he was going to make recipe calling for six cups of chicken broth. Brian likes to hurrahs people (especially us and Mr. Spray) by poking us and saying ŗEAT˛ and then pointing to his mouth. He also draws funny faces on his fruit and puts it in our desks. Sometimes he even puts mustard in a cup and puts it in the back of our desks. Even though he is annoying hešs still our friend. Hešs also really smart and probably will grow up to become a prosecution attorney. He has great ideas and if he sees a bad grade hešll work harder than ever. Thatšs why Brian is our friend.
Sterling is the class clown. Hešs always goofing around or punching Randy. He also kicks him but we wonšt mention where. Sterling is the biggest electronic freak in the world. Hešll probably grow up to be the next Bill Gates or Pual Allen. Hešs got so many gadgets and gizmos that it makes you wonder if hešs really human. He also is in a business with his Dad and he enjoys bragging about how much he CAN make if he actually did something. He also enjoys getting subs mad at him but they forget about him by the end of the day. Even though Sterling is just as annoying as Brian hešs still are friend too. Hešs generous and at sometimes can be nice. If he tries he can be the nicest guy in our class. Thatšs Sterling for you.
Michaelšs nice and he doesnšt like to see us fight. He really doesnšt have any flaws. He is the nicest friend anyone could have. Hešs not one of those backstabbing friends like some people are hešs loyal no matter what happens.
The Shoe (Friends con.)
It all started on a rainy day at school. After lunch we couldnšt go out because of the rain. Some of the kids in our class went to the gym to play basketball. But Sterling, Brian, and us decided to stay in the classroom. Right after the teacher left Sterling threw an apple at Randyšs apples (that had to hurt) then Randy fought back. He threw the apple back. Then Brian got into it. Randy stole his shoe and threw it out the window the window the second story widow high low you get the picture. When it landed it was under the eve so Sterling decided to go out and get it wet. He raced out and threw it into a puddle and took it out and stuck it under the rain spout. Then Brian came out with Pretzels and started to throw them at Sterling.
When the battle of shoe was all over the shoe was all wet. So Brian tried to make a shoe out of notebook paper until the shoe dried.
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Age: 11
City: Renton
State or Province: Washington
Country: U S A
Email: M A R R M A N @ J u n o . c o m