Name:	Fawntia, otherwise know as Fawncha, Tiafa, and Flan. In case you didn't know, a flan is a custard baked with a caramel glaze.
Age:	sin π/6 log (2.68435456 10) years
Grade:	9th
School:	The Sheridan Japanese Program. What can I say about the J.P.? It is pretty cool sometimes, as cool as a school can be. There is a ton of homework.
Obsessions:	My dog, Pooky. Touching the ceiling in every room in the house. So far I can do this except in the kitchen. I think we should have the ceiling lowered. Anything written by Patricia Wrede. My crusade against Ricky Martin, which currently consists of whimpering, "Make it go away!" while covering my ears whenever one of his songs comes on the radio. Ford Mustangs, especially convertibles.
Tendencies:	I have a tendency to wake up at three o'clock in the morning. In fact, that's what time it is right now. I have a tendency to forget names, even my best friends' names or names of family members. I forgot my own name once, momentarily of course.
Favorite breakfast food:	Frosted Mini-Wheats with Honey Bunches of Oats and Raisin Bran mixed in. Craisins on top is required. It's the breakfast of champions!
Favorite movie:	What Dreams May Come
Favorite color:	A particular shade of green not normally found in nature.
Favorite old song with funny lyrics:	Muskrat Love
Favorite songs for real:	Currently Smash Mouth's All Star, Bawitdaba by Kid Rock, and The Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim. The best part of the movie She's All That is the awesome dance they do to that song.
Favorite possessions:	I don't really have many prized possessions because mostly I own a bunch of junk, though I am fond of my happy drinking bird, gigantic stuffed Pikachu, bright green lava lamp, and rock collection.
Least favorite possession:	My chicken that sings and does the chicken dance. (It was a gift.)
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Name:	Jennie. Nicknames include Yenny, Jennie-fur, and Jen-Jen-Jennie-o (after the brand of turkey at your local grocer's).
Age:	13
Grade:	7th
School:	The Sheridan Japanese Program, a school where all the students are obsessed with duct tape, Fizz pens, and Sharpies of every color. It is also home of the great Hideaki Takizawa Fan Club which includes only one former member, me. (In case you didn¹t know, Hideaki Takizawa is a Japanese guy who is similar to the U.S.'s Leonardo DiCaprio.)
Obsessions:	Earning money to pay for the upkeep of my horse, Zee Willikers. Listening to the radio every moment of my spare time. Any food with cranberries. Hello Kitty, a Japanese character, and Miss Kitty, my cat. Also finding new "heroes" such as Woodstock, Aracuan, Bear in the Big Blue House, Zoe, and the Warner Brothers' frog.
Tendencies:	Coming up with a new "Jennie-phrase" to use at least a googol times a week. Previous phrases have been "It's windy!", "Cute!", "That's spiffy!", and "Look! It's orange, white, and blue!" (the colors of one of Hideaki Takizawa's jackets). Some phrases have been repeated so often that my friends have threatened to disown me.
Favorite color:	Cerulean blue
Favorite song with crazy lyrics:	The song the Aracuan sings. Watch the first 15 minutes of Disney's "The Three Caballeros" if you have any desire to hear it.
Favorite music groups (in order of current preference):	Cake, Low Fidelity All Stars (I just like the name), Smash Mouth, Eve 6, Len, and Lit.
Least favorite music groups:	Backstreet Boys, Beastie Boys, ‘N Sync, Brittney Spears, Ricky Martin, Celine Dion, Sarah McLachlan, Shania Twain, and so many others, there's not enough room on this page to list them all.
Favorite possessions:	I don't own nearly as much junk as Fawntia because every few months I do a "spring cleaning", but I really enjoy my slinky elephant, my stuffed Zoe, my armadillo collection, and my collection of stickers off of produce.
Least favorite possession:	I give everything I don't like to my little sister.
Disclaimer:	All of the above will likely change at any moment.