At least a flicker of interest in this customer, eh? So you want to know what this is about. O. K. This is supposed to be a short course for english-speakers to learn spanish, mostly based on the experience of one othe the participating students, Daniel Grady, who had to learn the language to survive. You get to know his experiences and some annecodotes in his travels through this language. Also some exclusive, never before revealed secrets as to how to learn a language (No. 1: learn your own language first. No. 2: don't buy one of those "learn spanish in a weekend" gimmicks; you'll wind up knowing less than what you started out with). Also full of interesting facts about the origin of some Chilean words and customs.

The page is divided into two sections: One is for those who have never even heard of spanish before, and want to learn a few new tricks. It is a compact, basic survival kit if you plan to brave the native latins. It is also a very usefull weapon for "conquering" concubines. For you men out there, we have made a non-scientific study and have found that gals are especialy atracted to us guys who know how to say some exotic frase in some queer tounge that have they never heard before. This is especialy appearant in those who have learned it using the "Spanish? Cool!" website. (And if you beleve the last part, I'll sell you Buckingham Palace for a few quid).

The second section is for people whom have already learned a bit (preferibly graduates of "Spanish? Cool!" High-school) and want to get a postgraduate title in "Chamullo" (look it up in the advanced Chilean expresions section). It is a section on Chilote culture and Chilean slang. Chiloé is a small island in southern Chile that has its own unique culture which we deemed to be a good subject to introduce to the world. Perhaps some of you allready have visited it and know one of the authors of this page. Question: What is the Esmeralda? Remember a little urchin running around the place? That's me.

The page, as you will learn later on if you are interested, is not your regualar for-babies page, you now, the kindergarden-type pictures, pre-writing simplistic language (no words like antidesextraterestialationism). This is a NO NON-SENCE PAGE!!!! You'll be able to sit in front of your world (syn. computer terminal) and know that you are being taugh by some one with a profesional apearance and not some nanny who is always terrorizing you with a dinosaur called barniesaurus or something like that, showing you off on T.V. as the rugrat that you used to be or explaning something in english that is so simple, you know you had have learned it by day 28 in your mother's womb. (Sorry, didn't mean to descriminate you people who were born in a test-tube.)

I would like to remind you that this page is not tested yet by the Real Academia Española, if that means anything to you. What you'll learn here is how people realy talk, not that canned stuff they teach you at school or in a book. Being one of the authors, I recomend this page as the best way to learn how to speak spanish.

Don't miss this oportunity. Try this page now for just $0.00 and enjoy a thirty day money-back guarantee! What are you waiting for? Come on!!

Hey, wait! Where are you going? Not back! Wh-what did I do? Was it something I wrote? Let me explain!